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Thursday, March 19, 2015

A bus ride to be remembered



I sit at a bus stop waiting to go home. This kid walks in front of me with a flyer about College. “Higher Education? It’s all about the cars, money, and the girls; I’m only trying to cement my place in the world.” For some reason he looks at me as if waiting for a response and I give him one.

 “Let me school you real quick. If you only opened your eyes from the daydream you might see reality, not everybody has the Models, bottles, and Lamborghinis. Cement your place? You sound like an outdated song on repeat; I’ve seen the rise and fall of guys like you since before you could speak.” He walks away and I get on my bus put my headphones in and relax.


This girl gets on a couple stops after me and sits next to me nails done, hair done, make up on right.

 “The only thing that matters is me getting what I deserve on a silver platter.” Again in the back of my mind I’m trying to figure out why is she saying this to me? My headphones are in my ear!

 “You want everything on a silver platter? Well here you go, tonight’s main course is the truth with a side of advice; careful what you wish for because you may not be able to handle it, the good life you envisioned turns out to be real scandalous. I’m trying to save you from past mistakes being repeated, but knowing your type if this was a text message it would be deleted. ” She turns up her nose saunters away, apparently that was her stop.


I’m halfway home and almost done with my story, I wonder who performs in this next act of the story?

Just my luck here’s another guy who knows what he wants and he’s not shy.  Yet again he talks to me. I need bigger headphones!


He says “Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, so if I imitate the best of them, eventually I’ll become a prodigy."  I can’t help but laugh as I explain.“Imitation is fine in its proper dosage; however it has side effects that you didn’t consider, as your imitation of the best grows stronger, the perception of self continues to grow thinner. Honestly no one wants a copy; last time I checked plagiarism gets you kicked out of most high quality places." He gets mad and storms off at the next stop. Some people can't handle the truth! 

Finally my stops comes up and I couldn't get off faster hoping to avoid another disaster. I run all the way home lock the door and turn , just my luck and to my surprise my brother's group of friends sitting their staring back. "Not now and not today." I slip into my room for a nice long nap.
                      

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Marvel and DC



There’s no need to Marvel,
I’m Greater than DC,
The Justice League and the Avengers together couldn’t beat me,
 Faster than the Flash and stronger than the Hulk,
Bring on all the bats and robins,
The spiders and the panthers,
End them all with one Death Stroke,
I’ll extinguish all your Lanterns and flames,
Make your mind readers suffer from a concussion,
Throw a rock at Superman,
Tie a knot in Fantastic,
Buy out Tony and Bruce’s companies,
Shazam Captain Marvel back in to a baby,
Outwit Deadpool let him meet his lover,
Show Zatanna and Miracle a couple new tricks,
Teach Specter and Punisher how to deal with thugs,
 The bugle and the planet couldn’t write a better story